Author: A fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on boring future generations
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another man's resemblance to ourselves.
Middle Age: That period of a man's life when he'd rather not have a good time than have to get over it.
Autobiography: An unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
Anxiety: Fear of oneself.
Ambition: The main thing that keeps people moving, but the 'No Parking' sign is doing its part.
Altruism: The art of doing unselfish things for selfish reasons.
America: A country where "the young are always ready to give to those who are older then themselves the full benefits of their inexperience"
Americans: People who trust in God. You can tell by the way they drive.
Agreeable: To agree with me
Absurdity: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Adult: One who has stopped growing except in the middle.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another man's resemblance to ourselves.
Middle Age: That period of a man's life when he'd rather not have a good time than have to get over it.
Autobiography: An unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
Anxiety: Fear of oneself.
Ambition: The main thing that keeps people moving, but the 'No Parking' sign is doing its part.
Altruism: The art of doing unselfish things for selfish reasons.
America: A country where "the young are always ready to give to those who are older then themselves the full benefits of their inexperience"
Americans: People who trust in God. You can tell by the way they drive.
Agreeable: To agree with me
Absurdity: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Adult: One who has stopped growing except in the middle.
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